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striped dress black and blue Giant Pockets Maxi Dress Blue Stripe 4X / Blue StripeI thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value
I thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value of any kind, the giant demon claw tosses me into the deep dark pit of useless souls. As I fall, I wonder if I will be falling forever in eternity. Just freefalling in the dark millenia after millenia with no end. I did eventually wake up but that is now my greatest fear. Freefalling for eternity in the endless dark void of a useless souls garbage can. I’m not scared of people finding out I have severe psoriasis anymore.
DETAILS:
Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%
skirt measures 35" long for all sizes
Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxerious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.
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★★★★★ 5
This is the one to buy
It was the perfect replacement heavy duty constructed and able to take different size umbrellas.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Good fit, but loosens easily
Fit perfect but the wind blowing makes the whole umbrella move the part enough to loosen it so continually having to tighten, which is a pain since you have to do so from the bottom of the base.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
works for me!
Seems much higher quality than the original, install is simple, and I like that there are 2 screws for hold the umbrella tight and straight
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Reviewed in the United States on October 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great replacement mount.
Great replacement that comes with 2 different inserts. Easy to replace our rusted out one.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Worth my money!
Love this! I purchased a high priced large umbrella from Living Spaces with a weighted plate. Well with frequent strong winds on my patio the bar just was bending and couldn’t handle it. So purchased this. Feels sturdy and it’s longer so provides more support. For sure already noticing a difference. Glad I made this purchase. Would recommend ! It also came with varying sized cylinders for different pole widths. Therefore , you will end up not using one of them. Don’t regret buying this. It works!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2025